Girl on the Bottom, Girl on the Top

It's All Live Girls, All The Time, here at T Lo Entertainment, International.

Remember how we said Anna's inside her head too much?

Remember how we're right all the time about everything?


Because honeys, that is not the dress of a person who's making more than occasional visits to reality.

A lot of people seem to think that Anna should have gone home over Jesus. We can't say we agree with that and you're gonna sit there and listen to us tell you why.

See, the most damning criticism of Anna's work here is also in a strange way, its saving grace.

Namely, that she didn't design for her client. That has got to be one of the least flattering garments we've ever seen on this show.

BUT.

It's not actually a bad garment, all things considered. Don't shoot us for saying this, but: picture this on a size 2.

Stop yelling at us! We're just saying what's true here. This would be an almost-cute dress if it had been designed for someone much smaller and younger. Granted, she could have edited out a half dozen of the design elements too.


But the point is, we think that's what saved her from going home before Jesus. The judges could see that at least this dress was designed, even if it was designed for the wrong person. Jesus' dress was just a bunch of tacky cliches.


Okay, so Mila said she wanted to go with the star element because it's in the Campbell's logo?

Um...where?


As for the dress, we don't get it. And when we say "it," we mean, "the judges' reaction to it."

Mila's won the role of Teacher's Pet because apparently, everything she does is fresh and exciting to those bitches.

It's not that dress is terrible. We do like the straps and the treatment at the neckline.

But those stars, kittens. Maybe we're just all dragged up, what with RuPaul's Drag Race back on the blog, but this just looks like a well-made drag queen costume. We can't imagine a real woman actually wearing something like this to a gala event, unless that woman is Wonder Woman, of course.

And frankly, the fit left something to be desired. Not just across the back, but also across the front.

We defended the judges loving her track suit of last week because it was bold and graphic and editorial. Well, she's still working with the bold and graphic, but like every design element, it's about how you use it. We just don't think this usage is particularly sophisticated.


Tim Gunn's Workroom



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[Photos/Videos: myLifetime.com - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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