The End of an Era

And so, the reign of Empress Morgan the First came to a quiet and appropriately bizarre end.

That is pure concentrated evil coming out of those eyeballs. What some people don't realize is that after she left the show, Morgan moved to the Swiss Alps and built a house out of gingerbread where she spends her time luring unsuspecting children to their death.

We're kidding, of course. It's a gumdrop house.

"I obviously have a very special relationship with you, dear. And you and I are gonna go above and beyond.

[Pause]

I choose Melissa."

Heidi: "That speech makes no sense."

Morgan: "I'm peeing on the runway, assholes. How do you like THAT?"

"MWkillyouallinyoursleepWAHH!"

One last moment on the Drama Couch.

And so, the show becomes a little less interesting. Sure, we ragged on her, but in the long run, she made great television. And we're not just saying that because we're scared of her.

Okay, well a little.



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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