From the highest highs to the lowest lows.

Darlings, our poor fingers are still sore from typing out that magnum opus yesterday. All we can do is offer you the gayest thing you're going to see today, possibly ever:

Della Reese, Carol Channing, Ethel Merman, and Ann Miller in enough lamé to choke a drag queen, howling "I'm the Greatest Star" for Captain Steubing and the rest of the tools on the Love Boat. Further commentary from us would be entirely superfluous. Turn your speakers down and enjoy: