Oh, please.

"She seems very interested in the pants, which is not Suede's thing."

Oh, horseshit. It's "not Suede's thing" because Suede CAN'T DO IT WELL.

By the way, we think the constant playacting must be getting to him at this point. He looked EXHAUSTED through the whole episode.

Maybe if he hadn't used up all his energy playing "Suede," he could have allocated some of it to actual design and execution. Because kittens? This SUCKED.

We like Pucci style prints, but we thought this one was kind of ugly. Really, that's just a taste issue. Let's talk about the actual design, shall we?

As Nina pointed out, it's a horribly dated, early '90s look. As the Duchess pointed out, it's a ridiculous outfit for a working photographer.

Suede, it doesn't matter that pants are not your "thing," they're practically de rigueur for a photographer. Putting her in a cocktail dress with an ugly jacket is simply a ridiculous choice.

Oh, and about that jacket...

Too much going on with that trim, not to mention it's totally wrong for that dress. Plus, as Tim pointed out, the sleeves don't match. Anything that requires actual tailoring skills, like sleeves or pants, just isn't Suede's "thing."

Right.

And how exactly is she supposed to take pictures with those trumpet sleeves getting in the way?

But you know what? All of this is just a lot of hot air. Nothing we can say can top Nina's critique.

"I have a lot of problems with this and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I will say no more."

"Tell him to stop looking at me."


[Photo: Barbara Nitke/Bravo - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]