Quickie recap: The designers have to design a figure-skater's costume for world renowned skater Sasha Cohen. You can read Tim's Take
here and listen to his podcast
here.
We're sorry, but this is pure fugnificence.
Imagine for a moment that this is flawlessly executed (I know, right?). Even without the puckery and ill-fittery, it's just a hopelessly ugly and unflattering design.
We honestly have no idea what the judges or Sasha saw in this thing, although Rachel's ass was probably thrilled with it.
That skirt is HORRIBLE. How is it that this week all the judges ignored that this outfit was just as poorly executed as all the other outfits Zulema sent down the runway? We'll tell you how: there was no Nina this week. Instead, they had that miserable Not-Nina sitting in her chair.
Seriously, it looks like she squirted an entire tube of toothpaste all over her and then stapled a napkin to the bottom of it. That bust is totally unflattering. It makes an under-endowed girl look flat as a board and we suspect it would make any woman with B cup or higher look like a total whore. We also think the belly cutout is pretty unflattering too. With all the contortions a competitive figure-skater puts herself through, we can't imagine all that illusion netting is going to hold up well.
Sasha Cohen must have agreed on some level because she never did wear this monstrosity.
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