LUPE!

She's back, y'all! Back and better than ever!

And really, REALLY drunk.

But first:

A Moment. With Tom & Lorenzo.

Can we just take this time to say that we really HATE the reunion episodes? Oh sure, back before we became the internationally reknowned Bravo reality show bloggers extraordinaire you've all come to know and possibly love, we LOVED them. But when you have to write about them? Nada. We've been staring at a blank screen for HOURS now, trying to come up with jokes. The problem? The reunion episode already IS a joke. It's an hour when the show makes fun of itself - and usually does a damn good job of it.

Look at Lupe, for instance. Last night, we had a whole post planned about making fun of her drunken rant, but really, what could we possibly add to that? It was comedy GOLD the second she opened her mouth.


It didn't help that S2's reunion was the dullest of all of them. At least in S1 you had Vanessa's drunken rage and the dogpile on Wendy to save her soul. In S3, you had Vincent's insanity plus the deliciously high-school moment between Angela and Jeffrey. Granted, almost everyone in the cast was pregnant, so there was less drunkenness, but somehow the personality clashes and manufactured drama made for fun blogging.

With this one, all you got was Lupe-ness and everyone else whining about how mean Santino was. El Yawno Grande.

But kittens, we are COMMITTED (or we should be), so let's see what we can do, shall we?

"Mmmmarla has her aesthetic and nobody can dulpi-- duplita-- No one can copy it. I have my aesthetic and no one can duplicitate it either because my aesthetic is unduplicitativable. See? Because like Mmmmmarla is wearing something that makes her look like she was attacked by a shark and I look like a nun on her day off? See? Un-dup-lic-it-a-tiv-able-ness."

"Holy shit on a stick, girl."

"Also, because Johnny Cash and because nobody would never know unless they personally respond to me would know what my personal response is because they have not personally responded to me, and sometimes the moon makes me cry and sometimes I laugh so hard I get a little wet spot and Arion? On national television? If you're looking for a hot time with a crazy chick, call me, because you fucking ROCK.*"

"HAHAHA! You all think I'm bad? That bitch is crazy!"

*Play at home! Guess which parts of Lupe's rant were made up and guess which parts she actually said! Fun for the whole family!



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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