Noooooo!!!! Not our little Wesley! Darlings, we were so shocked we almost forgot to put his underwear shot up!
There.
It's cute how he even wears his underwear high.
Look at his little vest! ADORABLE.
The dress?
DEPLORABLE.
Don't hate us, kittens but we agreed with the judges on this. Oh, we were definitely shocked. We were sure Leanne was outta there and sat there open-mouthed watching Wesley exeunt before we could come up with a nickname for him, but in the clear haze of morning the decision makes sense.
The Duchess (who has been on her game these past 2 episodes) nailed it when he said that it look like 20 hands were on that fabric. It looks tortured.
If the execution had been flawless, he might have won out over Leanne's noodle dress but we're not so sure about that. They both suffered from the same problem.
Lack of editing. There is just way too much shit on that frock. If he had removed 50% of it, it still would have looked like a bit much.
Maybe that's why it was so poorly sewn. He didn't seem to have a problem with execution last week and that should have been a harder dress to make, but this week it looked like he decided to make things more interesting by closing his eyes while he sewed.
Sorry, Wesley. You are cute as a button and we love your personal style, but this dress was a disaster.
Still, we have to thank you for this:
"I think tight, shiny, and short is the quickest way to look cheap. I think I speak for all the judges on that point."
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