It was all a bad dream, right? She's still in the game, spitting on dresses and sewing on the floor and SWWWSSHHHing and FWAHing all over the place, right?
Our hearts are heavy.
Stupid fucking challenge. We get it. These fucked up excursions are supposed to force them out of their comfort zones and be creative. Fine. Thing is, ripping up a bunch of cheap pillows shaped like candy isn't exactly the path to creativity. It's just the path to clown clothes.
Ironically, we thought this challenge would have been right up her alley. We're pretty sure she lives in a world full of candy and unicorns anyway, so she just could have stared off in space for awhile and eventually some candy fairy would float by and let her sketch her dress.
Apparently, a shit fairy flew by.
Elisa honey, where was the inventiveness we've come to expect from you? The sense of whimsy? The flatout whackiness?
This was just a poorly made, poorly designed dreck dress.
And what's going on with her tits there? It looks like some space creatures are slowly rising out of each cup. It's freaking us out a little. We won't even get into the NASA shower caps on her arms.
To top it off, it was just so badly executed. Now, we'll grant you, she had some minor issues with finishing in the past, but most of her previous entries had more polish than this. It just looks badly fitted and puckery.
We're actually sadder about this auf'ing than Steven's - and we wanted to sex him. Elisa was not only the only character amongst this season's somewhat dreary group of professionals, but we truly enjoyed her creative approach and her honest-to-chakra sweetness about it all. Not a whiff of nastiness or drama. Just a clapping of hands and "cool!" with each new challenge and a nod and a smile with each bit of criticism. We thought her exit last night was sweet and we actually teared up a little watching her go.
Vaya con Dios, Puppet Girl. We'll miss you.
Her exit interview:
[Photo: Barbara Nitke/bravotv.com - Videos: bravotv.com - Screencaps: Project Rungay]
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