We're just not that into these dresses.

Let's take a look at Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, and Scarlett Johansson at the World Premiere of 'He's Just Not That Into You' at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles.

Just for the hell of it.

Lanvin Spring 2009
Model: Anna Selezneva




Hmmm. We don't love. What do you kittens think? We're not sure what's not working here. Is it the silhouette? That skirt's making her look a little thick, no? Is it that ... thing... hanging off her tits? It looks like she wrapped herself in a towel after a shower only the towel was the size of a bedsheet and she had a lot left over. Wait! It's the makeup! That's it! It's the silhouette, PLUS the tit-hanging, PLUS the fact that she looks like she put her makeup on by holding her hand still and moving her head.


Balmain Spring 2009 (Head to toe)
Model: Natasha Poly




Oh. Oh dear.

Jennifer Connelly wants all of us to be thinking of her cooch all the time. Also, she's very proud of the fact that her thighs are exactly as thick as her calves. She worked very hard for that and she doesn't want you to forget it. To be frank, there's nothing about this dress that we like on her. The shape of it does awful things to her body -pointy shoulders! - and we're not crazy about the color. The length is - come on, girl. You want everyone staring at your crotch when you wear a dress that short to get your picture taken. There's no shame in that. Admit it. Perhaps next time a simple arrow pointing down that reads CHECK OUT THE GOODS in sequins.

We do kind of love the shoes even if we don't think they're right for that dress.


Oscar de la Renta Spring 2009
Model: Anja Rubik




Sharp disagreement at Chez T Lo regarding this one. Tom thinks that print is ugly and the dress looks old. Like something Zsa Zsa would have worn 30 years ago. Lorenzo can't put his finger on why he likes it, but he does. Props on the jewelry, though. We both love it. Not so much on the hair.


[Photos: WireImage/Style.com]