Let's rip on some celebrities! Remember, they're all too thin and too rich so they deserve it.
Blake Lively in Versace Fall 2009
Model: Vlada Roslyakova
Model: Vlada Roslyakova
Yawn. Some interest around the armhole there but we never understand why starlets insist on wearing a dress that matches the carpet. She looks like a floating head.
Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010
Model: Karolin Wolter
Wow. She looks surprisingly good here. It's a plainly pretty dress that fits her perfectly. A shame she didn't have time to do anything about her hair and makeup. Apparently she learned about the Emmys at the last minute.
Christina Hendrick in L'Wren Scott
Go Joannie!
Fits great; color's great. It's maybe a little shiny but we'll give that a pass. No jewelry around the neck. Wise choice. When you're that racktacular, you just don't need it.
Debra Messing in Michael Kors
Yow. What's SHE so pissed about?
Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier
It's a cute, sweetly romantic dress in a pretty, but slightly washed out color. We like it on her and we like the hair, but that lip color is all wrong.
Elizabeth Moss in Reem Acra Fall 2009
Model: Mariana I.
This is the kind of dress one can wear if one is a near-6-feet tall size 2 who gets lowered into events on cranes and never has to do anything but stand and pose. Mere mortals who have to get there in a limo and move around should probably avoid it.
Heidi Klum in Marchesa
She is holding that dress up with superior German willpower.
Katrina Bowden in Christian Siriano
Cute. Needed to be jazzed up with the hair and jewelry more.
Leighton Meester in Bottega Veneta Fall 2009
Model: Toni Garrn
This makes her look old.
Mila Kunis in Monique Lhuillier Fall 2009
Model: Dasha Malygina
We kind of love this. It's youthful and it's got a slight edge.
Sandra Oh in Marchesa Resort 2010
Model: Iekeliene Stange
Yawn.
Toni Collette in Monique Lhouillier Resort 2010
Model: Rachel Clark
It's fun, but the bodice looks all kinds of wonky on her. And from the neck up she looks like she's doing her grocery shopping.
Victoria Rowell
Okay that shit is just crazy.
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