Launch My Line: Congrats & Goodbye

This show has lost ALL credibility with us!
HAHA! Just kidding!
It never HAD any!

The sweet, creamy crack was flowing last night. For one, no one seemed to know what the hell the challenge was supposed to be. Create a "wild card" look! Using these sunglasses! And it should be avant garde! Okay producers, you need to up your ritalin intake because that made ZERO sense.

She was actually pretty cool and sweet about the whole thing. We like her.

Especially since it looked to us like she deliberately picked the one fabric that was going to be most problematic for the designers to use. Gotta love a stealth bitch.

What the hell kind of DJ doesn't know who Lady Gaga is? All this time we thought he was some sort of Miami club DJ but now we're thinking he just does weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.

Props where they're due: even though she's annoying as hell and hasn't ever previously demonstrated anything approaching taste, at least she knew he was coming up with a super-tacky design. Then again....

He won, didn't he? Let us repeat that while you take a good look at that picture. HE WON. FOR THAT.

If it was one of those instances where he won by default because everything else on the runway looked like shit, we could understand it, but no. The judges actually loved this.

Now, we've never treated this show like anything but the guilty pleasure reality TV it is, but even we had to do a little rethink after this. Any judge who raves about this dress should immediately recuse themselves from ever having anything whatsoever to do with the fashion industry ever again.



Sure, it's made well, for the most part, and it's not like it's some sort of fashion catastrophe, but come ON. It's CLEARLY the cheapest, tackiest-looking thing one could ever come up with. We sat there and listened to the judges raving about it and we were all "Seriously? SERIOUSLY?"

The problem with that judging panel is there's no one there to look at the rest of them and say "Are you NUTS?" the way Nina would. It's 4 people who all seem to have the exact same taste and the exact same approach to judging. All they do is agree with each other. That's no fun.

Darlings, you know we have the utmost respect for women but last night we were both in agreement that if we had to deal with this annoying little pain in the ass, they would have had to pull us off her. Don't worry though, we probably would have just pulled her hair a little bit and made really nasty comments.

Up till now, we were of the opinion that both Marilyn and Coco were pretty much evenly matched in the annoying department but Marilyn deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not going after this passive-aggressive little bitch with a pair of scissors.

After all, what would YOU do if you said this:

And the response you got was this:
Marilyn honey, you're a SAINT.

As for the dress, yeah it was bad but you know who should have gone home last night and it wasn't this team.

It was another in a line of over-the-top diva clothes. No, it wasn't good, but we really didn't understand it when the twins said her line wasn't cohesive. It may not be to our taste, but her stuff has been among the MOST cohesive in the group. Every outfit looked like it belonged in the closet of the same woman.

But man, was that ass shield ever ugly.

And come on, that was just stupid.



[Photos: BravoTV.com/Trae Patton - Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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