Team Stiff is more like it.
It looks like a mannequin auction.
This show is going to win awards for ripping off the veil and exposing the harsh reality of clueless twentysomethings who can't comprehend the basics of appropriate workwear.
Seriously, what the fuck. Who would think that leopard print mansandals are a good idea for the office? Anne Slowey wears the costumes on this show, not you!
Could that layout be any more basic?
Team Can't-Follow-Simple-Instructions.
We'll give them credit, though. Their work outfits were all pretty good.
And their layout was decent, but come on, they couldn't even follow basic instructions on the word count. FAIL.
Team No-Design-Sense-Whatsoever.
Or maybe Team Gray. They look like a meeting of College Republicans.
Ahhh! My eyes! This is Elle, not Scrapbooking Monthly, you amateurs!
We don't know what her problem was. We thought this dress was cute. You don't HAVE to show off your investments everytime you dress, Kate.
Question time:
Why would the judges praise this outfit...
...and then rip this one to shreds for being too dull?
Answer: TOTALLY ARBITRARY JUDGING!
"Arnaldo, there is no bigger crime in fashion than being boring, which is why I'm dressed like a blind clown. You should have listened to Joe Zee and taken more chances."
"Just look at that wild man! I am GIDDY with the chances he took today! You should be more like him."
"Your striped tie is NOTHING like Joe's striped tie. I am disgusted. Get out."
"And put your bag in a box so it looks like you cleaned out your desk."
Previews, Bitches!:
Anne gets her bitch on!
And Jason is overcome with Fashion Anxiety!
Trust us, the claws come out tonight! We're even opening T Lounge again!
[Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com - Videos: YouTube/CWtelevision]
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