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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Virgins v. Vixens

Well, we can't say this was much of a surprise.



JOAN COLLINS IS DEAD.

Apparently, her 50 years of full-on bitchery just wasn't enough to overcome Shirl's multiple lifetimes' worth of experience. Somewhere, Linda Evans is enjoying a good laugh.

Clearly, you've all got a major hardon for Shirl (not that we can blame you), so it's tough to come up with any worthy adversaries without heading straight to the top tiers of the competition. Well, hopefully this next Vixen will put up a good enough fight.

Fasten your seatbelts, because this bout is transAtlantic.


MISS SHIRLEY MACLAINE


VS.



Mme. BRIGITTE BARDOT



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