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Monday, April 20, 2009

Virgins v. Vixens


We're back, bitches! Sorry it took so long, but you already know how this one turned out:


BRIGITTE BARDOT IS DEAD.

Can't say we're surprised. Your collective love for Shirley completely overwhelmed poor Brigitte and you sent her packing to that great big animal shelter in the sky. Shirl has earned her spot in the semi-finals and can sit it out for awhile.

We're heading in to the upper tiers of the competition at this point and there'll be nary a B-list actress among the competitors. From here on out, it's A-list all the way, baby.

Of course, that causes a bit of a thematic problem because we won't be able to stick to the straight virgin/vixen divide anymore. Our next two competitors have played both the virgin and the vixen at various points in their careers, so for this and most of the future bouts, you'll just have to not get hung up on labels.

We're in the heart of the Swinging '60s this week as


MISS JANE FONDA


takes on the woman who was in some ways her transAtlantic counterpart



Miss Julie Christie.


Bouffant Bitches....GO!


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