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Monday, June 1, 2009

In or Out: Kristin Davis

Darlings, we have tons to do today and the coffee's not working as well as it should be, so let's start the week off with an easy one.

Kristin Davis attends the "Chocolat au Vin" benefit for St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital at Capitale in New York City in Oscar de la Renta.


Why so grim, Kristin? Listen, stylists are a dime a dozen. Just set this one out to pasture and you can start interviewing new ones immediately. Clearly, whoever dressed you in that deserves to be worrying about where their next check is coming from.

Oscar de la Renta Pre-fall 2009 Collection
Model: Heidi Mount






See? There's a nice, tight smile! Who's a trouper?

It's not a bad dress - it's not a great dress, mind you, but it's not the worst we've seen. The problem is, whoever's dressing you lately is making the mistake of not dressing YOU. It's a look that does nothing for you, hon. You are a beautiful woman with classic good looks and a lovely figure; you're not a 6-foot-tall, willowy 22-year-old model. It's a realization most of us have had to come to and now it's your turn.

So, what's the problem? Skirt's too full and too long; bodice doesn't look very comfortable on you; the whole style of the look looks wrong on you, AND they paired your black dress with a pair of rather plain black shoes and a black clutch. Plus that makeup and hair? Fire them, sweetie. Rip it off like a bandaid and move on with your life.

OUT.

[Photos: WireImage/Celebutopia]



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