A little amuse bouche to cleanse the palate (and give us time to get screencaps).
Lanvin Spring 2009 Collection
Model: Edita Vilkeviciute
Model: Edita Vilkeviciute
Since Lifetime is forcing us to watch ads for this film ad nauseam, we might as well check in on Sandy's latest red carpet appearance.
And honeys? It is NOT good. Sandy! You're 45 and in the throes of a career renaissance that women 10 years younger would kill for! You look great and you're at the top of your game! So why the hell are you going out in an ugly, unflattering outfit that clearly pisses you off, judging by these pictures? Are you getting fashion advice from that biker dude husband of yours? If so, STOP. Get him to fix your car but get THE GAYS to dress you, honey.
About the only nice thing we can say regarding this outfit is that the colors are nice and look good on her. But the skirt fits her terribly and all that foofaraw on her tits looks AWFUL. No woman wants to go out and get her picture taken looking like one of those forced cute folded towels that the cruise line worker bees leave on your bed when you go out. And that ZIPPER. Please, girl. You're giving us the vapors here. Plus, no gay in his right mind would have paired those booties with that dress, nor would they let you out of the house with hair that looks like you just came back from your daily jog.
OUT, girl. WAY out.
About the only nice thing we can say regarding this outfit is that the colors are nice and look good on her. But the skirt fits her terribly and all that foofaraw on her tits looks AWFUL. No woman wants to go out and get her picture taken looking like one of those forced cute folded towels that the cruise line worker bees leave on your bed when you go out. And that ZIPPER. Please, girl. You're giving us the vapors here. Plus, no gay in his right mind would have paired those booties with that dress, nor would they let you out of the house with hair that looks like you just came back from your daily jog.
OUT, girl. WAY out.
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