Virgins v. Vixens

It's the showdown that will determine which of the semi-finalists take on the BIG THREE of vrgin/vixenhood, bitches!


Of course, there are only two semi-finalists because you ladies are so damn fickle, but still.

Let's start with some business that needs to be attended to. To absolutely no one's surprise...

JAYNE MANSFIELD IS DEAD.

We didn't even bother counting the votes because one glance at the comments section gave us all the info we needed. Poor Jayne. She might have had a better chance if we'd remembered to include her among the lower-tier competitors. But alas, we simply forgot. We'd lose our heads if they weren't attached.

(sorry)

So, Sophia won two in a row and that's good enough for us to pit her against the only gal from the mid-level of the competition to make it to the semi-finals. It's a truly unusual pairing this week as ...

MISS SOPHIA LOREN


hauls out her boobs to go tit a tit against...

MISS SHIRLEY MACLAINE

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